Recently beorn shared two git typos on IRC, and I felt it was worth a small post about possible typos and their possible meaning, if any.
add
git ass
For when you need to get some?
bisect
git insect
Ok, this one may be a little far-fetched... still, it il likely you're searching for a bug, aren't you?
commit
git vommit
That one is for when you know your code is really dirty. (you better cleanup before pushing)
diff
git duff
At this stage, its time for a beer. Oh, yeah!
log
git lag
Maybe too much git duff, or you are just checking how far behing origin/master you are.
pull
git pill
Will you take the red or the blue pill?
push
git pish
After some git duff you'll have to take a pish, that is how it goes.
show
git dhow
Doh'! You are about to check how this commit looks like now that you've sober up, not feeling good about it, eh?
status
git statue
Just having a look at the greatness of what you're actually building, that was worth the efforts!
tag
git tab
Better keep an eye on your tab at Moe's, and make sure Barney hasn't been ordering on your tab.
That's about it, looking at a keyboard, other commands didn't gave me any idea, some are already quite far-fetched and may not have ended up in here, but here they are.